Step 1: Read about Super Dangerous Chemical
Step 2: Get trained on how to mix super dangerous chemical
Step 3: Dress rehearsal using water and pretending to open super dangerous chemical
[afternoon intermission to teach]
Step 4: Get ready for super dangerous chemical assay
Step 5: Load clear liquid, note lack of label!
Step 6: Quickly Label: SUPER DANGEROUS CHEMICAL
Step 7: Perform Assay under Super Careful Protocol
Step 8: Wait for results.
Step 9: Solid negative results. Science.
Step 10: Get e-mail from mentor that we never actually opened Super Dangerous Chemical.
[Water doesn’t actually react with more water]
[Start again next week]